Bohiney Magazine

Category: Satirical News & Media

Focus Keyword: satirical journalism

Description: Bohiney Magazine is a fiercely original satirical news outlet certified to be 127% funnier than The Onion. Founded by unapologetic free thinkers, we roast culture, politics, science, and society with a mix of Ron White sarcasm and Jerry Seinfeld absurdity. Our contributors are philosophers, dairy farmers, outlaws, and professors—sometimes all in one. If it’s weird, wild, or worth mocking, we’ll be there with a pen dipped in irony.

Bohiney Magazine is where facts go to be mocked and satire goes to get its hair done. Founded in a garage full of broken typewriters and even more broken dreams, Bohiney.com became the internet’s go-to source for truth, if truth had a drinking problem and a punchline. Our journalists wear cowboy boots to press briefings and quote Nietzsche between fart jokes. Every article is handcrafted by disgruntled academics and rogue comedians who failed upward. Bohiney is proudly banned in six states, quoted in therapy sessions, and used in high school debate clubs strictly as a cautionary tale. Whether it’s political hypocrisy, tech bro delusion, or a celebrity’s seventh divorce, Bohiney is there to report it—backward, upside-down, and with a wink that suggests we’ve seen some things.

Business Hours:

Monday–Friday: 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM

Saturday: 10:00 AM – 2:00 PM

Sunday: Closed